🐔CHICKENLEGS✳
THE NICE–CANNES EXPERIMENT / 2026
QUESTIONABLE LEGS. EXCELLENT AD SPACE.

I’M SELLINGMY CHICKENLEGS.✳

My coach sees a soccer midfielder.
The internet sees chicken legs.
I see a business opportunity.

Put your logo on a leg
NICE CANNES MARATHON

42.195 km. Zero training. 08.11.26

Yes, these are real legs.
Yes, your logo really goes on them.

THE PRIME REAL ESTATE8 SPONSOR SPOTS

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REAL LEGS. RACE-DAY REAL ESTATE.
THE COMMENTS THAT STARTED IT

THEY ROASTED
MY LEGS.
I FOUND MY FUEL.

My coach and chiropractor see a soccer midfielder. The internet sees… chicken legs. And the comment section did not hold back.

I laughed. Then I got motivated. Now I want to show the world how strong these legs really are.

On November 8, I’m putting them to the test at the Nice–Cannes marathon. All 42.195 kilometres. Consider it my very long reply.

Be part of the comeback
THE INTERNET HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
A collage of real comments roasting my legs: ‘They are still chicken’, ‘You’re showing me leg bones I didn’t even know existed’, and ‘And… you’ve never had a leg day in your life.’
Actual comments. Unexpected motivation.View collage (opens in a new tab)

Post 1 · September 13

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David Attias@david_attisaas

99.99% of my life people told me I had chicken legs how about now 🥱?

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Post 2 · September 18

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David Attias@david_attisaas

I'm tired of those virtue-signaling gurus preaching the "healthy-life" being the only way to get the body/mind you want…

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8 / 8SPOTS STILL UNCLAIMED
$1,000WHERE THE BIDDING STARTS
2×EACH NEW TAKEOVER
42.195 kmOF VERY PUBLIC ADVERTISING
A BEAUTIFULLY RIDICULOUS DEAL

LEG DAY. Pay day.

A little internet banter.
A very real sponsorship.

01 /

Pick your spot.

Quads, hamstrings, calves or front ankles. Left or right. Claim an open spot for $1,000.

02 /

Make your mark.

Hold the spot at closing and your logo becomes a temporary tattoo for race day.

03 /

Outbid? Money back.*

Every takeover doubles the price. You get refunded, and your brand stays in the bid history.

*Less the original itemized Stripe fees.

EVERY BID BECOMES PART OF THE STORY

THE LEG ledger.

0 accepted bids

Great legs. Clean slate.

No sponsors yet. Someone gets to say they were here first.

FAIR QUESTIONS.

What exactly does my brand get?

If you hold a spot when bidding closes, your logo becomes a temporary tattoo on that muscle for the November 8 marathon. Every accepted sponsor is also mentioned in the website’s bid history, even after being outbid.

How does getting outbid work?

Each new sponsor pays exactly double the current bid. After their payment is confirmed, your refund is automatically initiated, less the original itemized Stripe fees. Your brand remains in the history. Refunds may take time to reach your card.

When does bidding close?

November 1, 2026 at 23:59 Paris time (22:59 UTC), one week before the race. This leaves time to prepare the winning tattoos.

Is this a half marathon?

Nope. The full 42.195 km Marathon des Alpes-Maritimes, from Nice to Cannes, on Sunday November 8, 2026. Meet the marathon ↗

YOUR NEXT BIG BRAND PLACEMENT

THE LEFT QUAD.

$1,000 USDOpening sponsorship
Race-day logo tattoo if you win Your brand in the bid history

Sponsorships aren’t open yet. You can explore the details here before bidding begins.

Bidding closes November 1 at 23:59 Paris time. The next takeover costs $2,000. Later exchange-rate differences are covered by us.

No payment will be taken in this preview.

NO FUNNY BUSINESS. JUST FUNNY LEGS.

THE GROUND RULES.

  1. Eight spots. Eight independent auctions. Left and right quads, hamstrings, calves and front ankles each start at $1,000 USD.
  2. A takeover doubles the price. $1,000 → $2,000 → $4,000. You hold a spot only after your payment is confirmed.
  3. The final winner wears the crown. Hold the spot at closing and your logo will be a temporary tattoo for race day. Accepted sponsors stay in the public bid history.
  4. Outbid sponsors get a refund. We initiate a refund of the original USD payment less Stripe’s original itemized payment and conversion fees. Euro fees are converted using the original payment’s exchange rate, rounded to the nearest cent. We absorb later exchange-rate differences and unitemized conversion costs. Refund receipt isn’t instant.
  5. There is a finish line. Bidding closes November 1, 2026 at 23:59 Paris time. The marathon is November 8.